Woman : Hi Sweetie. Welcome home. We’re ready to eat.

Man : Well, there’s something I . . .

Woman : Uh, we have salmon and your favorite salad.

Man : Oh, yeah. That sounds [Um] . . . great.

Woman : What’s . . . what’s the deal ? I worked really hard. And, look, look. For dessert, I made an apple pie.

Man : Well . . . under most circumstances . . .

Woman : Hon . What’s? You . . . I’ve never made a pie before. It took me like three hours.

Man : Well, to be honest . . .

Woman : What’s wrong? [ Man laughing. ] What? Don’t you like my cooking?

Man : No, no, no, no.

Woman : I worked really hard!

Man : I know, I know, I know, but to be honest, I just had a hamburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.

Woman : Why? WHY?

Man : I’m sorry. I didn’t know.

Woman : I told you this morning I was making something nice. [Oh . . .] Didn’t you listen?

Man : I’m sorry, I forgot. I mean . . . Wait . . .

Woman : Serious.

Man : Yeah, wait. Wait, wait. What are you doing? Why are you putting the food in my shoes?

Woman : So you can enjoy it as you walk to work tomorrow.

Man : Oh, no. I’m sorry!